as you can see, Maria has a new tramp stamp.yes folks, i am halfway to being a new Texas driver. after spending 90-some dolla bills on a state inspection and another $177.something on vehicle registration, i was able to take home my snazzy new Texas license plates yesterday. and to be honest with you, i felt rather dirty putting them on my car. i feel like i betrayed my Montana and i don't feel original anymore. instead of people who have to put up with my driving saying "look at that asshole driving from Montana", people will now just simply say "look at that asshole driving." sad day.
now i have to get my Texas driver's license but that might take a while since i had to register my vehicle first before i could get my license. i also have to provide a birth certificate, a voter's registration card, my Montana license, the names of my unborn children, a blood and/or semen sample and my collection of Fresh Prince of Bel Air DVDs. i am only partially lying here.
so yea, i am one step closer to being a Texan. better go buy that gun rack.
2 comments:
Not your collection of Fresh Prince DVDs!!!
oh DD.... I feel your pain... I felt so wrong back in March when I had to put the DC plates on. Now I can longer wave to people when they let me in their lane... now it's more like I'm obligated to give them the middle finger for anything and to have my thumbs ready at all times to lay on the horn.
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